FEB 20, 2025 | FEATURES | By Anonymous
Disclaimer: I am not a sex addict. I am writing this column for the benefit of others because this idea was meant to be shared with the world (Colorado College).
Welcome back to another Block, readers!
I want to start week one off with a bang (haha sex joke), and I thought I’d do so by sharing a sex story from over Block Break!
This story is not mine and was generously shared by one of my friends, so let’s get into it.
This friend, a gorgeous Colorado College student, visited her friend at another college during this most recent Block Break. She fit as many tiny going-out tops in her bag as possible with one mission in mind: to hookup with a cute boy.
I knew she did just that when I received a video of her sneaking out of a boy’s room at 3:30 a.m. My curiosity only grew when I got a text the next day saying “I have so many things to tell you. I need to spill the details when we are back.”
So, on Sunday, Feb. 16, I made myself comfy in a little chair in her room as she began to tell the story. She started setting the scene: “Me and my friend were at a bar and these two guys sat down next to us.” The four of them started talking and two and two naturally paired up. “They bought us tequila shots and then one of them got up to go to the bathroom and then the other one did” — clearly coming out with a plan in mind.
When the four of them left the bar, they went back to one of the guys’ rooms and continued the conversation for a bit. When the other couple wasn’t picking up the hints to leave, my friend and her boy-for-the-night took matters into their own hands and kicked them out, like any person would.
When the company left, they started to make out on his bed. Nicely, he asked to take her shirt off…the bare minimum but he still did it! One thing led to another and they were both naked in his bed and he was fingering her.
Unfortunately, this guy did not have a condom, but rather than insisting on hitting it raw, he asked if she wanted him to go down on her. Because this was her first time being eaten out — YAY! — she didn’t know how to describe it so she told me it was “good” and “fine” but “not enough.” To that, I replied, “Completely understandable.”
For some women, it’s hard to gauge how getting eaten out feels, which I think has two parts. The first is that she had nothing to compare it to because it was her first time, the second is that some guys don’t have a lot of experience eating a girl out. Both totally normal. Personally, I like getting head, it feels nice, but what turns me on more is the guy wanting to do it rather than the action itself.
Besides the point, he got back to fingering her, which she described as “much better.” She said “he definitely knew his way around,” leading me to think he possibly had a long-term girlfriend at one point (thank you for your work) or, God gifted him with the greatest gift of all. And if it wasn’t implied, she came.
I was curious about the position she was in when this was occurring. I was on my back and she proceeded to get over me and show me on the floor of my room.
When the two got too tired to continue, they laid in bed and cuddled. Before falling asleep, he wished her a Happy Valentine’s Day, how cute. However, what wasn’t cute was that he proceeded to snore louder than anyone she had ever heard before and she took that as her cue to leave.
And full circle, she snuck out and sent a video to her friends on Block Break.
The moral of the story… CC students can even go to other schools and bring home one hell of a story. Hookup culture doesn’t end just here.
The end!
Please remember to always practice safe sex between you and your partner!
If you or anyone you know is suffering from sexual violence or harassment please follow these resources.
National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673
Campus Safety Emergency: (719) 389-6911