The IM landscape is changing quickly!  Playoffs are here for Soccer, Volleyball and Flag Football, while the season is just beginning for Dodgeball and one of our most popular IM’s, Ice Hockey.  We’re going to stay focused on the sports that are heading into the playoffs since they have the most going on right now, but next week we will be going headfirst into Ice Hockey and Dodgeball.
A special shout-out right now to Prestige Worldwide, who wants everyone to know that their team “consists of freshman laxers that all have a passion for football,” and that they “ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale…… the IM flag football championship boi!!!!”
Another shout-out to The Dick Hilt Alliance who says that they are “special because very few of us have ever played volleyball before, yet we have managed to find a cohesiveness together and untapped talent in a couple individuals,” and wants everyone to know that they will win because they, “ have the seal of approval and inspiration from the legendary professor Dick Hilt.”
Thanks for writing in guys.
As always, all of the information reported here comes directly off of the official Colorado College standings website.  Please direct all comments or complaints to or to my boss
Soccer –
By Monday they Elite Eight will be narrowed down to the Final Four in this year’s Outdoor Soccer IM Playoffs.  As of right now the teams that are still alive are: (7) Los Pelotudos Grandes, (2) Hotel Fort De Moines, (5) Spicy Indonesian Soybeans, (1) Title 69 (13) The Gummy Bears, (14) The Lake Titicaca Thunders, and (11) The Danks

Flag Football –
Eight teams are left in Flag Football, and it still looks like anyone’s shirt to win this year.  Despite a weak regular season, What Wouldn’t Dougie Do? is back and looking strong in the post-season.  They’ll have stiff competition from the seven talented teams remaining.  All eight teams are: R.E.M., Scooter Maneuver, Prestige Worldwide, What Wouldn’t Dougie Do?, The Step Dadz, Globo Gym, BMS, and The Abusement Park

Volleyball –
Sixteen teams are still in contention in IM Volleyball, although by the end of the week it will be down to eight.  By next Tuesday all of these playoff races will be finished, and our champions will be crowned.  The sixteen teams in the Volleyball Playoffs are:
(16) Spring Breakers, (17) Super Smash Bros and Hoes, (15) The Janitors, (18) Platypussy Pounders, (8) Air Bud Spikes Back, (5) Destinee Hookers, (1) Spikes Peak, (13) Fun Girls Club, (4) Pugs Not Drugs, (3) BAW$E, (14) The Dick Hilt Alliance, (11) Triscuits, (6) Horse on Ice, (7) IICCVT, (10) Bababooie, and (2) The Junk Show

Whew.  Ok good luck to everyone!  Keep warm out there.  Stay tuned next week for coverage of this year’s first champions!

Nick Brown, Sports Editor

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